English Jokes

Give short answers to the questions.

1. Why is six scared of seven? (Because 7-8-9, seven ate nine)
2. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ( To get to the bottom)
3. What is the best way to win a race? (Run faster than everyone else)
4. Can a match box? (No, a tin can. )
5. What invention allows you to see through walls? (A window)
6. Which months have 28 days? (All months)
7. What's the letter that ends everything? (The letter G)
8. What would you call superman if he lost all his powers? (Man)
9. I have five noses, seven ears, and four mouths. What am I. (an ugly guy)
10. What did one eye say to the other eye? (Something that smells has come between us)