Two avid fishermen go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipments: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spent a fortune.
The first day they to fishing, they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.
As they're driving home, they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?"
The other guy says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
1. Where do the two fishermen go?
2. What do they rent?
3. What do they catch finally?
4. How much did the fish cost them?
5. Why do they think it's a good thing they didn't catch any other fish?
6. Why is the story a joke?
2010年2月19日 星期五
2010年2月11日 星期四
New Year Food - Dumplings
In China, there are many different kinds of food. But most Chinese like dumplings very much. Some dumplings have meat and vegetables in them and other have sugar, eggs and so on.
People can eat them with vinegar or chilli sauce.
On New Year's Eve, Chinese people often make dumplings for dinner. They can make them at home or buy them form the supermarket. Sometimes people may put a coin in a dumpling. If one eats it, he will be lucky in the new Year.
1. What do Chinese people often make for dinner on New Year's Eve?
2. Can people buy dumplings in the supermarket?
3. What may people sometimes put in a dumpling?
4. What do people always put in a dumpling?
5. What can people eat dumplings with?
People can eat them with vinegar or chilli sauce.
On New Year's Eve, Chinese people often make dumplings for dinner. They can make them at home or buy them form the supermarket. Sometimes people may put a coin in a dumpling. If one eats it, he will be lucky in the new Year.
1. What do Chinese people often make for dinner on New Year's Eve?
2. Can people buy dumplings in the supermarket?
3. What may people sometimes put in a dumpling?
4. What do people always put in a dumpling?
5. What can people eat dumplings with?
English Jokes
Give short answers to the questions.
- Why is six scared of seven? (Because 7-8-9, seven ate nine)
- Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ( To get to the bottom)
- What is the best way to win a race? (Run faster than everyone else)
- Can a match box? (No, a tin can. )
- What invention allows you to see through walls? (A window)
- Which months have 28 days? (All months)
- What's the letter that ends everything? (The letter G)
- What would you call superman if he lost all his powers? (Man)
- I have five noses, seven ears, and four mouths. What am I. (an ugly guy)
- What did one eye say to the other eye? (Something that smells has come between us)
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